The biggest medical breakthrough in the history of mankind

Friends, countrymen lend me your ears! Do you live in fear of that certain “time of the month”, When women cease to be human and morph into bloodthirsty, barbaric, beasts who have the ability to shoot daggers at you with a solitary glance from their unforgiving eyes? Are you one of the many men who cower, cringe, cry or even conceal yourself in your own home because of this “syndrome” women are afflicted with every 30 days? (Much like the villagers of old who would barricade their home shut during a fullmoon inorder to keep the werewolves out.) Do you find yourself walking on eggshells among landmines every 4 weeks just so that you can give yourself a better than 50/50 chance of survival? If so then fear no more my good men! Thanks to the miracles of modern medicine you can take your lives back! Introducing….


MIDOL SPRAY!!

Yes that’s right ladies and gentlemen. Those marvels at Bayer® have done it again! They have formulated a special version of Midol which can be administered in a spray form. This version of Midol is MUCH more potent than the other tablet forms. This is due to the enhanced bioavailability of this aerosolized version of Midol and its ability to bypass first pass metabolism. (For those of you who don’t understand the first pass effect and actually want to know try this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First-pass_metabolism). So what does this increase in potency mean?
Well it means that the women go from this…


To this...

Much quicker!!!

Now remember people the target market for this particular product are not women. The people over at bayer® are expecting the biggest buyers of this product to be MEN! “Why” do you ask? Realize my Y chromosome cadres this is the weapon we’ve been looking for. It gives us an ability to combat the forces of evil in a quick effective manner while at the same time maintaining a safe distance. This product will indeed turn mice into Men. Imagine a scenario in which you enter a room full of angry women who are about to rend you limb from limb. You calmly pull out your Midol spray and “squirt… squirt” within seconds those lovely aerosolized midol molecules have permeated the atmosphere around you and entered the lungs of the bewitched beasts and you breath a sigh of relief and maybe even allow yourself slight smirk now that the threat has been neutralized. The angry mob has been transformed into a well behaved, docile herd ready to do your bidding.

(Proper technique is important)

This is a water shed moment in our history my fellow men. This will be known as the time when we fought back! When we decided to stand up for ourselves and refused to allow ourselves to thrown to the wolves. For only $5.00 a bottle you can win back the freedom to walk the streets without the fear of being ravaged by a pack of angry “you know whats”. Go buy yourself a bottle of liberation today!