Single Vs. Relationship

I stumbled across this post on a blog called The Company Bitch which gives 5 advantages to being single and 5 advantages to being in a relationship.
My two favorite reasons its better to be single are:

4. You may or may not be skinnier, but if no ones seeing you naked are the extra pounds really there?

5. You can apply the foul-smelling tanning lotion, make your eyebrows red and puffy by waxing them and/or use the green clay mask on your "problem areas." You wind up being hotter in the long run because you can afford to be short term ugly.

# 5 hits close to home as I type this with said green clay mask applied to my 'problem areas'. Many of you will say that once in a relationship you can be short term ugly with the one you love. But I think that takes some time, trust, comfort and/or mood-altering substances.

And the best reason its better to be in a relationship?

4. You have someone who is obligated to have sex with you

well...cuddling sure is nice too ;)