Don't Hassle the Hoff
In honor of the cheesiest guy on television
I present, for your viewing pleasure
The Genius that is David Hasselhoff:
From 1999
(first saw on Shakes's site)
The lil blurb next to the video says this is from his hit 'hooked on a feeling'. Hit in Germany? Shakes, while you were in Germany for the World Cup, you should have questioned some of the Germans about their love of Hasselhoff.
And from 2006:
Secret Agent Man? I wish they had taken away more than just his name. Like maybe his talent. Oh wait, that would imply that he had some talent to begin with.
But don't forget, that above all else, he's a sensitive guy:
I present, for your viewing pleasure
The Genius that is David Hasselhoff:
From 1999
(first saw on Shakes's site)
The lil blurb next to the video says this is from his hit 'hooked on a feeling'. Hit in Germany? Shakes, while you were in Germany for the World Cup, you should have questioned some of the Germans about their love of Hasselhoff.
And from 2006:
Secret Agent Man? I wish they had taken away more than just his name. Like maybe his talent. Oh wait, that would imply that he had some talent to begin with.
But don't forget, that above all else, he's a sensitive guy:
posted by witnee at
9:33 PM
2 Comments:
Whitney now officially owes everyone who watched those two videos 7 minutes of her life. When the grim reaper comes knocking at your door say "Wait, Whitney owes me 7 minutes from that time she made me watch two David Hasslehoff videos." The Reaper will understand. In fact the producers and directors of those videos were instantly struck dead because of all the time they owed people for having created those videos in the first place. Hasselhoff didn't die only because he had been misled into believing he was talented.
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Anonymous, at 7/20/2006 12:47 PM
I'll give you guys 7 minutes in Heaven ;)
By
witnee, at 7/20/2006 2:15 PM
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