Let Us Clear Our Throats

Sunday, April 23, 2006

She's just not into you or is she?

So guys, you met this girl at a bar/club/lounge, exchanged numbers, waited a few days to call but wtf, she never called you back!
Why did she give you her number in the first place? If she gave you her number that means she was interested in you right? Oh naive silly lil man, you should know by now that its never that simple when dealing with the female gender.

Reasons she gave you her phone number:
1. You asked
2. She was drunk
3. She didn't think you'd actually call
4. She really was interested in you
5. She really wasn't interested in you (refer to #2)

Reasons she didn't call back:
1. She was drunk and doesn't remember meeting you
2. She was drunk and is ignoring you out of embarrassment.
3. She enjoys the game of flirting (number exchanges included) and game over corresponded with last call.
4. She's passive-aggressive and instead of saying no or coming up with an excuse, she decided to give it to you and just ignore the calls instead.
5. She was interested but her friends staged a beer goggle intervention.

So guys even if you think she's interested, there's always the chance that....
she's just not into you!

PS. If she doesn't call you back the first time, most likely she's never going to and your repeated calls aren't going to make a difference (besides make you appear like a stalker) so accept defeat and move on to the next complicated and confusing gal. ;)

7 Comments:

  • sounds like someone has a case of the "getting stalked by a weirdo"

    By Anonymous gwen, at 4/23/2006 4:41 PM  

  • this posting makes a lot more sense if you replace the word "she" with "witnee"

    By Blogger Shakes, at 4/23/2006 4:49 PM  

  • yeah definitely had a case of getting stalked by a weirdo and so have most of my friends. That kind of persistence is not endearing!

    By Blogger witnee, at 4/23/2006 4:52 PM  

  • this posting makes a lot more sense if you replace the word "she" with "ronnie" and "guys" with "witnee"

    By Blogger ronsta, at 4/24/2006 3:48 PM  

  • Some guys won't take no for an answer--they force you to be rude if you don't want to give them your number.

    I've found it easier to give my number and say "no" to a date later.

    By Blogger Jamy, at 4/25/2006 12:25 AM  

  • Oddly, the only time I didn't call a guy back was when I had recently (and I mean recently) become un-single. Guys seem to come by in waves in my life, and I'm not the only one, according to my female friends. Just another reason guys need to stop with the wait-two-days-to-call rule, I guess.

    By Blogger quarto, at 4/25/2006 2:26 PM  

  • Guys definitely do come by in waves. Once you find someone you're interested in and become off the market, there are tons of available guys around or guys interested in you! I guess that's Murphy's Law!

    By Blogger witnee, at 4/25/2006 4:42 PM  

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