Oh silly scientologists!

Click on the picture to play a flash game where you try to keep Katie quiet while giving birth by trying to catch the crazy pills. If you don't succeed Xenu comes down and mocks you.
IF you do win, Tom will say, "you complete me and the first level". If you pass that level he says, "you're being glib, you don't know anything about the next level". I didn't have the patience (ok, or skill) to make it to the next level, so if anyone else did, please let us know what he says next.

For some info about silent birth and this wacky 'religion' click on this wiki article. The scientology story reads like a sci-fi book and a bad one at that. No surprise since it was developed by a science fiction writer.

Is it any wonder that when they had a big yellow tent up on the mall at the Cherry Blossom Festival in DC, they didn't have big signs up that said "SCIENTOLOGY-give us your money and hand over your psychiatric medication" but instead 'free stress tests' and 'something can be done about it'. Oh silly scientologists...when will you learn that misleading advertising and a chemically unbalanced spokesman like Tom Cruise, aren't the way to win over the public, or tired tourists on the mall.